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You're Cooked: RIP to the Golden Knights and my Bracket

You're Cooked: RIP to the Golden Knights and my Bracket

Luck is no longer a lady in Vegas

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Bruh.

I’ve spent years spilling over suggested word counts in almost every article I write (not a flex!), but I’m sitting here so stunned at the collapse of the Vegas Golden Knights that the only word coming to mind is “Bruh.”

Can we even call it a collapse when they barely got any decent shots on net from their first game against the Oilers?

And seriously? You seriously let Stuart Skinner return to the net and failed to score on him for two games straight, including last night’s series-ending, 0-1 Game 5 loss?

What’s the opposite of this? I don’t think anyone was rooting for you
That’s more like it...

Vegas’ season fizzled out with a scoring drought of 127:14 as the team failed to put up a single point in either of the final two games. There’s not a ton else to say when it comes to the demise of the 2024-25 Vegas Golden Knights, so like them, I’ll keep it brief.

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